Mike Lewis
@SQLTuna
SQL Server DBA, Husband, Father, Whisky Lover. Managing Director at jeucho limited. No dolphins were harmed in the writing of my tweets.
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Hi @BulldogSkincare. I've emailed several times about @Hermesparcels not delivering my parcel but claiming they had. Can someone PLEASE respond!!!
So ANSI_WARNINGS = OFF stops partition elimination where the partition column is computed. That's a day of my life I'm not getting back...
As silver linings go, I'll take this one.
The good news is that when they catch all these hundreds of killer clowns at least they will fit in one police car.
. @HastingsHelp No one can get through on the phone, and emails haven't been answered for 3 weeks now. Not good enough I'm afraid #CalledOut
Poor show @HastingsDirect. We have an outstanding claim with 1 of your members and no one can get through to you. 0 responses. Not impressed
BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm- ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone.
You're welcome, thanks for letting me speak. I think a 5 min slot suits me well :)
Huge thanks to @GlennAlanBerry, @StopAtMark, @SQLTuna and Paul Mac for some awesome sessions @sqlne tonight!!
The Data Power Hour. TODAY! With @ctesta_oneill & @Deepfat. Register bit.ly/1mN2YqV cc @sqlpass
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(NEW Date) SQLNorthEast (Newcastle) SQL Server User Group - March 15th 2016
SQLNorthEast (NEWCASTLE) SQL SERVER USER GROUP Network, learn, ask a question, meet other folk, get fed - these are all things that happen at user group events. These events are a really great...
Dammit, @SheyMouse, just realised I missed out on wings Wednesday today! I need to find an equivalent up here
Watched Warrior again tonight. BEST FILM EVER. Gets me every time.
Woohoo, I'm back in the NE from Jan, so I'll be able to get back to attending @SQLNE again. Maybe even present something!
Come on @Debenhams #metrocentre been trying to call for 45 mins an no one's picking up! Looking for a lost coat...
BREAKING NEWS: If you face-swap @realDonaldTrump with @MayorofLondon you get Owen Wilson.
Woohoo! A nigerian guy just emailed to tell me my ATM card is ready, worth $2.5m. I'm rich!
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