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You know why my training is so popular? Two words: frozen yogurt.
Whoever made this coffee needs to cease and desist. #sqlsue
THIEF! RT @fola_ola: Just implemented something I learnt from #sqlpass today...already seeing some ROI.
We decided to hire a new PR guy. He'll take care of everything. liveleak.com/view?i=bd8c248…
I'm going to sue @SQLPoolboy. My events are always extended. Sign up today!
I'm going to #sqlsue these DBA in Space people. I've been taking up space for *years*. No-good plagiarists.
Sure hope nobody figures out where I stole that keyboard image from the top of my site. spip.csbf.qc.ca/tandemboise/sp… sqlworkshops.com
It's amazing so many lawyers in the world are willing to work without a retainer. Lawyers rock.
I swear to all that's holy, if @AlGore says he invented the Internet one more time, I'm gonna kill him. I did.
Thinking about doing a new video. No, I mean a *new* video. Surely you've never seen anything like it, because I'm original.
@sqlcheesecake I've been flipping people the Angry Bird for decades.
Excuse me, @MidnightDBA, but I'm pretty sure you're copying me. I've always been known as the 11:59PM DBA.
Dang. Just got an email from the Blair Witch project saying they did this video style first. Better sue.
Can't we all just get along? After you take your free training down? Kthxbai.
Anybody know who I can talk to at Microsoft about Books Online? I was online before there were books.
@AdamMachanic There is no one behind us except a crack team of lawyers. Lots of cracks.
Ahem, @AdamMachanic, I would like you to retract that tweet. I thought of it first.
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