SQL_Agent_007's profile picture. SQL Server, travel, consulting, שלום, musings and happy thoughts here.  I will vent elsewhere on the interwebs.

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SQL Server, travel, consulting, שלום, musings and happy thoughts here. I will vent elsewhere on the interwebs.

sp_WhoBetter-- a nod to my namesake. A light touch proc to see what the heck is running on your SQL Server right now. jamesbond.consulting/sp-whobetter/


IPhone’s FaceId was already garbage— but in the age of the mask, it’s hot garbage. #COVID19


CPA says I have to make a $27.5K contribution to my SEP IRA. Me trying to time the bottom. #StockMarketCrash2020


When your laptop dings but you get no notification.


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Blockchain has become a bit of a hammer for every problem-- but for secure, immutable voting records... it seems like the perfect solution.


As an English major back in the day, I was struggling with "How to pass a parameter to a SSMS Query Shortcut" vs "How to pass a parameter to *an* SSMS Query Shortcut". 😬


Hey sql peeps. On a screenshare and noticed some green db icons in SSMS. What does this mean and what plugin / conditions bring it about? #sqlfamily

SQL_Agent_007's tweet image. Hey sql peeps.  On a screenshare and noticed some green db icons in SSMS.  What does this mean and what plugin / conditions bring it about?  #sqlfamily

I left Colorado back in the day because my ride already did this on the ice. Hurts my eyes to see a car move like this, lol.

These omnidirectional wheels can be installed on any vehicle



Oh man... this will eliminate the final argument my wife has about my maturity levels.

This bed literally makes itself.



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Gooooood #morningjoke !

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Odd issue. Schema compares in VS 2019 crashing... but only when the IDE is on my external monitor? Weird.


In twitter, like life, I enjoy the occasional fresh start. A reboot if you will. New handle. Fresh takes.


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