We hope this mother and her young pitch invader are having a great day. 😂
Stop asking how to get started with little to no money..you need money. The end.
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Just to scare y’all, I woke up one day allergic to shrimp. As an adult. I miss it so much
Yes 😐
Somebody said don’t flex without saying how I did it. Respect. Here’s my recipe. Your stove may burn hotter or colder...so adjust as needed. My rental portfolio: 31 occupied units: $34,755/month 1 vacancy: $1,795/month Mortgages: $5,505/month 12 units left in inventory to rehab
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“95% of the Ls we Take come from making sure another MF Straight.” 💯
4...5...2
If you got to watch 3 (and only 3) play tomorrow.... Who are you picking?
Can you imagine if the internet went down for the next 3 weeks 😱
My husband and I are preparing ourselves for the home buying process. Does anyone have can’t-miss recommendations on stuff first-time home buyers should know?
Lol. Every. Time.
*Works on fixing a bug for 3 hours with no progress and a multitude of contempt for programming* ... *Wakes up the next morning and fixes the bug in 2 minutes* 🤦♀️
Wifey: (with a side eye) Why are you watching the halftime show so hard? Me: Oh I was seeing if Ja Rule was gonna come on as her guest😂😂😂
A friend just sent me this excerpt from a Tesla blog I wrote 14 years ago
Junior dev: My code is simple and easy to understand. Mid-level dev: My code is subtle, clever, innovative, expressive, hyper-optimized, and ingenious. Senior dev: My code is simple and easy to understand.
Hey NFL/media: Colin Kaepernick was the last quarterback to take the 49ers to the Super Bowl. No matter how much you avoid mentioning it, that actually happened. I seent it.
Things I did but don’t do any more... - Say “guys” - Call things “crazy” or “mad” - Call myself “OCD” - Use “master/slave” technical terminology - Use “whitelist/blacklist” I don’t miss any of them and it actually feels good. Words matter!
This happened to me 😐
Went to the gym this evening because I overslept today. Forgot that “New Year, New me” started. 😹
Well, Minecraft it is! :) I will DM you shortly. (You'll get a digital code that can be redeemed on Xbox/Microsoft Store) via email.
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Well, Minecraft it is! :) I will DM you shortly. (You'll get a digital code that can be redeemed on Xbox/Microsoft Store) via email.
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