Chris Fish
@SQLtone
SQL Server Developer 2008 MCITP/BI/ETL Drummer/Singer/Arranger/Recording Engineer (not in any particular order)
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Leftists Fight Fascism By Marching Through Streets Forcing Everyone To Perform Their Special Salute buff.ly/2QBQl3e
When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.
The Oxford comma is a thing, people. You should use it.
“I need dramamine.” “Why, are you feeling motion sick?” “Wait - it’s not anti-drama? Well, that explains a lot.”
I really despise time zones and especially DST. It's high time we all start thinking about using a singular UTC clock.
When I'm on my death bed, my last words will be, "Who the hell put me on this death bed?"
Attended great session on Consumption Based BI Arch by @DataOnWheels today
Use long names. #sqlprompt will help you autocomplete them.
Please don't use abbreviations in database object names that you have to explain to every person that works in the database.
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