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They're rewriting 1984 to fall in line with feminist orthodoxy—yes, they're actually doing this with no sense of irony whatsoever! notthebee.com/article/theyre…


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J.R.R. Tolkien Returns With Army Of The Dead To Destroy Everyone Trying To Make 'Lord Of The Rings' Woke babylonbee.com/news/jrr-tolki…


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Experts Call For 15 Days Of Counting To Flatten The Curve Of Votes For Trump buff.ly/3l0STWx


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Biden Even More Determined To Not Get COVID After Finding Out He Could Lose Sense Of Smell buff.ly/3mrOe04


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Leftists Fight Fascism By Marching Through Streets Forcing Everyone To Perform Their Special Salute buff.ly/2QBQl3e


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When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.


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The Oxford comma is a thing, people. You should use it.


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“I need dramamine.” “Why, are you feeling motion sick?” “Wait - it’s not anti-drama? Well, that explains a lot.”


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I really despise time zones and especially DST. It's high time we all start thinking about using a singular UTC clock.


Wow! RT @sqlagentman From the makers of "Social Security Number Post-It's"...

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The Walking Deadlocks #sqltvshows


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When I'm on my death bed, my last words will be, "Who the hell put me on this death bed?"


Attended great session on Consumption Based BI Arch by @DataOnWheels today


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Use long names. #sqlprompt will help you autocomplete them.

Please don't use abbreviations in database object names that you have to explain to every person that works in the database.



Possibility of snow in Minneapolis! #enoughalready


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