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Confess anything here! Go to http://ask.fm/STFUorCONFESS to send confessions. You can snapchat pictures to mattchatbeast.

"This bitch and I were so drunk that she started to blow her bong hits into my penis to see if she could get my dick high." -CA


"Parents walked in on us having sex and they said good job, son. Get er done." -NC


"Told him I was on my period. He still ate me out but it looked like a murder just happened." -IL


"Woke up on a beer pong table with a pain in my butt. A ping pong ball was shoved up there and I had to get it surgically removed." -IL


"Failed all my finals but one. I decided to get high right before it and aced it." -PN


"I came inside of my girlfriend cause I found out she cheated on me." -LA


"I hide in my room mates closet and take videos of them having sex. I make money from it." -TN


"I thought college confessions had some funny shit. Peeing in subway lettuce? Lmao" -WA


"My confession actually got posted here! I like this a lot!" -KA


"Finally got a girl to have sex with me and when I pulled her pants down there was a dick..." -CA


"These girls saying they're virgins when their vagina is big enough for me to stick my arm in..." -MO


"Got arrested because i peed behind a tree at a state park. #parkcops" -GA


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