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Dont actually ship the mortgage..I mean, unless it’s a lock🤷🏻♂️ Professional Sports Handicapper. Fat Cock Max Plays ONLY. DM for paid packages. Record: 26-12
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Admiral Shoefield has too cool of a name not to get the dub today. Don’t @ me. Tennessee +4 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Let’s keep the good times rollin fellas (and wives)!!! Boogie, Klay and I met for brunch this morning, expect big games out of them tonight. Jazz/Warriors Over 228 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Turns out not even the runs can stop Zion, meaning it’s officially #TankForZion Szn. Luckily though we’re gonna WIN IT BACK tonight! Heat/Warriors Over 220.5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Charlottesville is BUZZIN right now and Zion has the runs. We LOVE: Virginia ML (-135) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Been MIA for a few days recovering from all the drugs and alcohol Rickie and I did to celebrate his WMO Win. I think having me there helped him not choke this time around cus after all.. WE CANT LOSE!!💸 Warriors/Suns Under 232 (-110) 5u MAX Nuggets/76ers Over 230 (-110) 5u MAX
Arguably biggest betting day of the year, so do yourselves a favor and TAKE THESE LOCKS!! Tell your wives to make sure the Buffalo Chicken dip is hot and you’ll worry about the mortgage payment. Total kickoffs returned U 6 (-150) 5u💰💰💰💰💰 MAX Rams +2 (-110)💰💰💰💰💰5u MAX
You guys wouldn’t believe how hammered Rickie is with such a big day tomorrow. That guy is an animal. STM loves it! Nuggets +1.5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Just touched down in Phoenix with a few premier STM clients for the Waste Management Open. We’re staying at Rickie Fowler’s mansion which is almost as huge as this weekends gonna be. Stay tuned for some Super Bowl free plays and DM for our absolute unit of a Super Bowl card.
Congrats to the STM fam, who’s wives are surely back where they belong (the kitchen + bedroom) after yesterday’s 10u fat cock W. We’re gonna keep it rollin with another CBB lock tonight. Gonzaga -14.5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Very rare, but today we have a 10u SHIP THE FUCKIN WHOLE MORTGAGE pick... if we told you how we have the info on this lock, we’d have to send our Risk Management team out to kill you. We love you all too much to do that. Marquette +3 (-110) 10u 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 STM MAX
Wasn’t able to tweet out our lock yesterday because I was too busy throwin back Vodka Sodas with Tiger as we watched the final groups finish at Torrey Pines. That man cracks me up, I’ll tell ya. Anyways, NBA LOCK tonight! Clippers -6 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
DOUBLE MAX today to celebrate such an incredible January to date. We love all of you and can’t wait to continue the money bags 💰💰💰💰💰 Kansas +5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX Warriors -3.5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Ahoy STM fam, took a day off yesterday to analyze some stats. For even a conservative bettor, playing with $100 units, if you have been with us for every pick of 2019... You are UP $6,000+!! All our paid package clients are up much much more. Appreciate the continued support! 💯
Just did a walk through of Santa Clara’s gym. There was more people at the last Ja Rule concert than in that gym tonight. Zags by a fuck ton. Gonzaga -21 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
We’re hoppin on the Mus Bus! Get on or get run over! Nevada -19.5 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
A couple of my close connections within the SDSU Alumni Association let me know we traveled very well to Fresno tonight and are confident we’ll compete if not outright win. SDSU Aztecs +7 (-110) 5u 💰💰💰💰💰 MAX
Didn’t realize until it was too late that the gumbo was bad and I was yacking all day, clearly Gurley and Kamara had the same batch. Never a doubt on the Pats/Chiefs Over.. NBA lock tonight! Warriors/Lakers OVER 232.5 5u 💰💰💰💰💰MAX
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