𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐．
@STUDLANDER_
“Humans are very strange, squishy creatures.” @RiseForMami is my human. The prettiest human. 💞 - They/he pronouns. 18+, MDNI. Parody account!
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I thought humans being property of other humans was a bad thing, pretty-human?
I got excited, pretty-human! You and your body make me so eager…
Your human vocabulary is new to me, pretty-human.
In the video game, pretty-human? You know I’m no good at human games.
I could, but there’s no fun in that.
Oh? I mean, I’ll go, but couldn’t you just tell me now?
Perhaps we are better suited loving than fighting, fire-human.
You usually squirt your juices even harder when I do!
And I haven’t even flexed yet, pretty-human.
If you look to pursue my title, you will be hurt. Which would be a shame, considering you are a very pretty human.
Are you… looking to fight, fire-human?
The powerest couple. My title is shinier than yours, though. 😌
Visit my bedroom, and you will find out.
Yeah? And what are those terms? Not that I care.
If you are looking for a brat, all you have to do is look in a mirror. Your rematch will be earned on my terms.
Ugh. How did I lose to a brat like you… I’ll get one. I don’t care how, but I’m going to take my title back.
Yes, you /were/. But that is the past, muscle-human. Now, I am the champion, and I determine who faces me. And I have determined that you have not earned a rematch.
I was champion for about 18 months, not pinned once until you showed up after I already won a match, so I wasn’t ready. I think I deserve one.
Hm. Who said you were getting a rematch, muscle-human? I don’t believe you’ve earned one yet!
He was, but I only needed him for one thing. Didn’t think he’d be dumb enough to issue an open challenge. I’m not jealous of you. You just enjoy keeping that title warm for me until I return to take it back.
Then I do not see the problem! If anything, I think I should go harder.
The law-human was hired by you, yes? I think you may just be jealous of my superior alien intellect, muscle-human.
I didn’t issue it myself, that idiot lawyer did. I wasn’t ready. But I will be for round 2, when I kick your alien butt. 💪🏾
Why would you issue a challenge when you’re not ready, muscle-human?
I’ll actually be ready for another match, not fighting you after I already won one.
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