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Syphillis Wxckhardt Jr.

@SWockhardt

Monkey in charge of the bananas | Soulja Boy Enthusiast | Pro indoor smoking | Denizen of the echo chamber | Mason Posa Truther

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Blackout drunk holding the wall so I don’t fall into the urinal.

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Schrödinger’s Ragebaiter: someone who earnestly makes genuinely bad posts/comments and then when confronted declares there comments ‘ragebait’ so as to avoid ridicule. #newslang


In dog beers I’ve only had 3.


Told the conference (my professor) I will be opting out of the bowl game (9 a.m. final exam tmrw). #scholar


Happy thanksgiving to everyone EXCEPT ‘joined 2024’ burners. Personal French 75 shaker incoming. Up next: asking my uncle about Isreal - Palestine. #tapin

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At the University of Minnesota, it's called a Sorority. #AXEWEEK #OnWisconsin

A group of cows is called what?

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FOR THE SENIORS

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The Madison skyline looks so beautiful. #fridayisthenewsunday

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what wearing a hoodie does to a program

STORMING THE FIELD IN MADISON #Badgers



Who’s gross ass threw a used condom in the kk urinal

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Worst woman you know dressing up as the Lorax right now btw. #halloween #shrink


People who don’t dress up for Halloween got no juice man.


Who is Pandora? And why is everyone always talking about her box?


Drinking six beers at an airport and watching the wizards play basketball should both be illegal, but it’s not so I will. #wizard #mage #spellcaster

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Uh yeah I’m fuckin goin in there buddy. #beer

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Talking to my friends and casually bringing up a “study” I read but the whole time it’s just something I saw on Instagram reels. #newmethod


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My kids gotta clean the house to this

YoungBoy Never Broke Again's 'AI YoungBoy 2' re-enters this week's Billboard 200.

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Chief keef swag is back


The Demna horse bit jeans are corny.

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