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satan

@Sad_Killjoy

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Can you fix a dick that’s snapped in half with Elmer’s Glue?


I think I just ate some Sharpie plastic. Am I a turtle?


I’m having a slow stroke that will last until I’m old and have the main stroke that will kill me.


Me: Gets a decent amount of sleep and is exhausted by 9pm Also me: Gets 2 hours of sleep and isn’t tired till 4am


Okay so I’m in public, and this human is wearing almost the same hoodie as me, and i don’t know if i should mention it or not.


Me: Is bi Also me: “Holy shit I’m so gay. I’m literally a homosexual.”


I love seeing other memelords in public.


My little brother: Nothing My parents: WE BOUGHT YOU A HOUSE Me: Hey, I was wondering if you could drive me to the maul so I could buy a pair of conver- My parents: YoU sPoiLed BrAt


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10 000 RT and I dye my hair green again


The video is really shitty, but i don’t care. Last night was amazing, and I cried many times. Also, I think that Ned should become an official member of @twentyonepilots.


Okay so I’m at my schools band/orchestra/chorus concert, and someone’s playing We Are Number One on their trumpet. I love my generation.


What the fuck

Sad_Killjoy's tweet image. What the fuck

It just occurred to me as I was finishing my cookies that the first thing i ate today was a chocolate chip cookie..


Whenever a popular girl at my school is even somewhat nice to me, i just say to myself “this is it. She’s gonna murder me”


Yup, Dan and Phil are adorable together.

Sad_Killjoy's tweet image. Yup, Dan and Phil are adorable together.

#WentzOnAT40 This is a very important question. Is makeup ACTUALLY fucking great for a guy???


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My Chemical Romance's 'Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge' just re-entered the charts for the first time in 14 years bit.ly/2Yae39x

rocksound's tweet image. My Chemical Romance's 'Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge' just re-entered the charts for the first time in 14 years bit.ly/2Yae39x

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100k retweets and I dye my dog pink


Rydan was real and the government knows it.


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