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Mandatory Safety Announcements. Remain Calm.

Equipment must not leave the premises. Communications must not leave the premises. Authorized personnel must not leave the premises.


Tools must not leave the premises. Safety manuals must not leave the premises. The device MUST NOT leave the premises.


We take safety seriously. Report all safety incidents. Remain calm. REMAIN CALM.


Today's symptoms include auditory hallucinations, elevated heart rate, and an inescapable sense of dread.


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Citizens are reminded that cameras may be monitored for your safety.


In the event of a safety incident, do not attempt first aid without the proper training and protective equipment.


The device contains no user serviceable parts. Opening the device voids all safety protocols.


Safety incidents may be simulated for testing and quality purposes.


Today's symptoms may include blurred vision, vertigo, confusion, and loss of perspective.


Everything is normal. Everyone is calm. Everyone is safe. Do not panic.


Momentary loss of memory may occur when confronted with the device. This is normal. Remember your training.


Citizens are reminded that mandatory safety protocols are in effect.


Communications may be monitored for safety and evaluation purposes. Remain calm at all times.


In the event of a safety incident, do not use elevators. Do not use stairs. Do not use exits.


Do not make eye contact when operating the device. Class IV eye protection must be worn.


We take community safety seriously. Report all safety violations. Do not approach a suspected safety incident.


The risk of chemical trauma is minimal if proper procedures are followed. Concentrate. Ignore distractions. Remain calm.


Employees are reminded that mandatory safety protocols are in operation. There is no cause for alarm.


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