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@Sageonomy

The mind-boggling things my son says.

Homeschool parent: What are you doing this summer. Sage: I'm causing trouble!


Lily makes my heart happy.


My #robbery days are over. Until next month. #badboy #whoyougonnacall


This is my henchman. He's henching for me.


I am Sage with a mask!

Sageonomy's tweet image. I am Sage with a mask!

It's been a long time since I was a little boy.


S: That was very satisfying. K: Do you even know what satisfying means? S: It means sad. #satisfying #sadisfying


If you're not good, #Santa is going to take all your presents back to the #NorthPole & turn them into a lump of coal! #Christmas #xmas


Everybody says my koopas collect dust, but #Bowser collects lava.

Sageonomy's tweet image. Everybody says my koopas collect dust, but #Bowser collects lava.

Do #sharks like the taste of people? #nomnomnom


@Sageonomy - I don't trust maybe, it has to be a yes...


How do fishes drink?


What would happen if you belonged to yourself? #philosophy


Wearing #bungeecords as a belt is so #lastseason. Now we're wearing them around our shoes. #highfashion

Sageonomy's tweet image. Wearing #bungeecords as a belt is so #lastseason. Now we're wearing them around our shoes. #highfashion

The #rules are...no using your #powers for #evil because I get to.


What happens if a brontosaurus was driving a convertible & wrecking the place?


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