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Sam Bramham

@SamBramham

Australian paralympic swimming gold medallist, public speaker, mischief maker, author and also a dick head.

This horse dog called ‘Benson Hedges’ does the most colossal dumps. The pride the owner must feel when at the park...

SamBramham's tweet image. This horse dog called ‘Benson Hedges’ does the most colossal dumps. The pride the owner must feel when at the park...

Our state is a mess. Economy shot to shit. Confidence is at zero. Andrews gov’t shackling and strangling our state day by day. The handling of this pandemic is criminal. We. Are. All. Doomed.


What sort of secrets does Vin Diesel know? How does Hollywood keep hiring him?


Journo @seanmantesso sporting one of our Chei Wen masks. Doesn’t he look like a giant dickhead?

SamBramham's tweet image. Journo @seanmantesso sporting one of our Chei Wen masks. Doesn’t he look like a giant dickhead?

I don’t know why I even try playing #CallofDutyModernWarfare . I am so shit at it. I get peppered with bullets and verbally abused by teenage boys. I have never experienced such sadness.


Why isn’t grape flavoured Gatorade a fragrance yet?


Covid 19 skeptics arguing their point that 5G towers radiate virus’ such as Covid 19. Idiots - 5G towers turn you gay...


Has anyone asked Chol about this? ‘Sack tapping’, ‘ass slapping’ amongst other playfully supportive gestures are common across all codes. @joelwilkinson this happens to everyone, let’s not play the race card. We did it in the Paralympics all the time, race played no part in it.

SamBramham's tweet image. Has anyone asked Chol about this? ‘Sack tapping’, ‘ass slapping’ amongst other playfully supportive gestures are common across all codes. @joelwilkinson this happens to everyone, let’s not play the race card. We did it in the Paralympics all the time, race played no part in it.

Danny Zuko, me (the thumb in the red shirt) and El’Manager getting excited for July openings. Thanks barrd_winetapas for a scrumptious feast as always. instagram.com/p/CBSgJU7hv7V/…


Never, ever, fart in an elevator.


One year gone and our hearts are still broken. Our thoughts and love are always with angusandoggi and the rest of the Drapac clan. We fucking miss you Damo xxx @ Ivanhoe, Victoria, Australia instagram.com/p/B_YkcM2BfCI/…


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.@SamBramham OAM studied law and sports marketing before going on to swim for as Australia in the Paralympics, compete as Ninja Warrior and now, work as media commentator. Learn more about him and other young alumni making waves across the world. now.latrobe/34Ow7tb

latrobe's tweet image. .@SamBramham OAM studied law and sports marketing before going on to swim for as Australia in the Paralympics, compete as Ninja Warrior and now, work as media commentator. Learn more about him and other young alumni making waves across the world. now.latrobe/34Ow7tb

Looking forward to working with teamkillcancer and buckinghamestateagents again later this year for #tkcgala suzie_wilks @ East Melbourne, Victoria instagram.com/p/BwWRj9JBsZv/…


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.@GiaanRooney's most memorable memory of @SamBramham is hilarious 😂 @SwimmingAus | #CrownTheChamps


Good luck on your next journey my young padawans! I can say that as @latrobe were my old stomping grounds. Charge on, beautiful minds! #latrobe @ Bundoora, Victoria instagram.com/p/BwItYyahYNg/…


My wheely good friend @HryhorecM posted about a delapidated ‘accessible’ bathroom at the Scary Canary in Syd. @cityofsydney response was nothing but typical. Wiping their hands or responsibility, rather than helping those within their constituency.

SamBramham's tweet image. My wheely good friend @HryhorecM posted about a delapidated ‘accessible’ bathroom at the Scary Canary in Syd. @cityofsydney response was nothing but typical. Wiping their hands or responsibility, rather than helping those within their constituency.

Thanks @channel9 and lfizzlphillips for having us on #WBKids and chatting about the @megaswim which aims to raise support for people living with Multiple Sclerosis! @ Melbourne, Victoria,… instagram.com/p/BthiexcADJQ/…


Imagine trying to enjoy pushing out a mud monkey in here!

Check out the accessible bathroom @ScaryCanaryBar last night. ♿️🚽@cityofsydney what checks and measures do you have to make sure venues with access are actually accessible? Broken lifts, store room bathrooms and locked accessible entries are all too common. @PWDAustralia

ShaneHryhorec's tweet image. Check out the accessible bathroom @ScaryCanaryBar last night. ♿️🚽@cityofsydney what checks and measures do you have to make sure venues with access are actually accessible? Broken lifts, store room bathrooms and locked accessible entries are all too common. @PWDAustralia


Someone could spit on my face and I’d work it out. But when my poo change rolls out of my pocket, down the side of the car seat (gap of no return), I fucken lose. My cheese really rolls off the cracker when that happens. Have a good weekend.


Blair Mantesso and I found this on my windscreen when getting into my car. I was parked in a disability spot with my disabled permit displayed. I’ll just go cut my other leg off now...

SamBramham's tweet image. Blair Mantesso and I found this on my windscreen when getting into my car. I was parked in a disability spot with my disabled permit displayed.

I’ll just go cut my other leg off now...

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