I think a lot of relationships fail because people think perfect exists
Thanks for your messages. Am busy so please be patient with me.😃
I’m just here for the poetry and relationship advice from the married dudes DM’ing everyone else’s wives around here
Rain, to wash away whatever poetic bullshit ails you.
My husband listens to me like he doesn’t realize there’s going to be a quiz later.
Women make their own decisions. Always have. Always will. In spite of every attempt to control them. Since Eve took a bite of that apple. You would think by now God and Man would have gotten the message.
Another beautiful beginning! Everyday is another opportunity!
This is the world’s most complete Ornithomimus skeleton, with only a few hand bones missing. The specimen was completely hidden within the rock. It was discovered when a jackhammer hit the shoulder blade while the crew was digging for plant fossils. #RTMPFossilChallenge
This skeleton was collected from Dinosaur Provincial Park almost 30 years ago. Can you identify the animal? #RTMPFossilChallenge
When the new cat stares at me, I feel like a better version of myself, kinder, more inclined to take up an instrument.
shining silver crescent moon crowning my night sky
it sucks when you want to be heartless but you know that's not you.
You asked me to fix it, so I tried, and now it’s broken beyond repair. I hope you learned a lesson here.
The latest poll shows me 19 points ahead. Hold on. Sorry folks. The latest poll shows me 19 POUNDS ahead.
i bring you some burger king on my snow machine
*brings a rotisserie chicken to a knife fight
People should say “bless you” in the same pitch and volume as the sneeze.
[finishes giving myself bangs] Take the mugshot again
Awesome
I will put, commas in the wrong, place just to, piss you, off!
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