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Samuel Stearns

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Believe in me, I’m with the High Command

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In an ideal universe, I could sever the heads of my mosquito foe and place them on stakes upon my front steps to warn others of the fate that await them. By no choice of my own, I'm forced to live in this reality instead, where even mustache scissors are too large.


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I’m an atheist and I’m somehow a better Christian than these MAGA fucks


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Because Christianity, at its core, demands an unshakable obedience to imagined authority through the threat of force and punishment. Christianity is spiritual fascism.

Historically, why do Christians always align with fascists?



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Maybe it was a mistake to make the head of DHS a woman who shot her dog in the face.


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An illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to die by the hands of the government either. Just so we are clear.


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People who voted for this three times do not deserve respect, affection, your tolerance


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Stop. You have no further credibility here. Leave this country, flee, take your wretched condescending stupid wife, and your hatreds and your vendettas and your sadism and the rest of your wasted irretrievable life and GTFO

KeithOlbermann's tweet image. Stop. You have no further credibility here. Leave this country, flee, take your wretched condescending stupid wife, and your hatreds and your vendettas and your sadism and the rest of your wasted irretrievable life and GTFO

I am no longer interested in convictions and prison for the members of this administration. I want bodies swinging from the 14th Street Bridge.


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Okay so, 1) an American citizen exercises his First Amendment right to peaceably assemble and his Second Amendment right to bear arms, out of apparent concern that a tyrannical federal government is violating basic protections afforded under the Constitution 2) after coming to…


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We all need to take a deep breath and get a LOT meaner to conservatives and Republican voters in our lives.


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Fuck everyone who voted for Trump. Every last one of you.


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Murdering people and kidnapping children is far worse than illegal immigration


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If you still support this administration, you're evil, racist, or brain-dead—probably all three.


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To be clear: an insurrectionist using a Confederate flag pole to attack police guarding the US Capitol is dubbed a “patriot” and can receive a presidential pardon while US citizens in Minnesota exercising their 1st amendment rights to protest and assemble get executed.


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This is an actual photo. This f*cking guy, standing there in a diaper, with a pound of makeup on his wretched face, who has a mountain of evidence against him that he raped underage girls when he was younger, is causing the world this much trouble? Humanity is actually letting…

TroyWestwood's tweet image. This is an actual photo.
This f*cking guy, standing there in a diaper, with a pound of makeup on his wretched face, who has a mountain of evidence against him that he raped underage girls when he was younger, is causing the world this much trouble?
Humanity is actually letting…

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When America needed us. We stepped up. We helped our friends. Because that’s what friends do. But as a British 🇬🇧 citizen I just have to say… Fuck You Donald Trump! Draft dodging. Senile. Ungrateful. Orange. Fat. Stupid. Nonce. Cunt.

fellaraktar's tweet image. When America needed us.

We stepped up.

We helped our friends.

Because that’s what friends do.

But as a British 🇬🇧 citizen I just have to say…

Fuck You Donald Trump!

Draft dodging.
Senile.
Ungrateful.
Orange.
Fat.
Stupid.
Nonce.
Cunt.

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The President of the United States has done incalculable damage to the world.

💔 “The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back. It makes me really sad.” Our kids are watching. (H/T Hot Lou)



I genuinely believe America would be an immeasurably better country if the people who write, produce, and star in every show on @BravoTV @eentertainment and @TLC had tragically died before their shows ever began filming.


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When you watch the Republicans at this Jack Smith hearing, what other conclusion can you come to that they are just traitors to the United States


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“They stayed a little back, off the front lines” Cunt.

ArmchairAdml's tweet image. “They stayed a little back, off the front lines”

Cunt.

Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front…



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