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No. 1s to fall in Iowa this year: *Michigan State *Oklahoma *North Carolina #Trump2016 ?


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Iowa improves to 5-0, upsetting No. 19 Wisconsin, 10-6. Its only Badgers 3rd loss vs unranked teams at home since start of 2006 season.


"You wear too much eye makeup...My sister wears too much, People think she's a whore" -Charlie Sheen (Ferris Buellers Day Off)


I just googled why my cats meow is so high, it's cuz he's neutered. What a bitch!!!


Just realized this dyke bartender gave me the wrong change. Too stoned for a confrontation. Mark one for the war on drugs.


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Silva's leg appears to have broken. #DanaCenter


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I should a broke Hull Hogan leg when I had chance #UFC168


they never pull the stem on bongs in movies or tv.


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Chris Bosh win #nbawards for ugly dog shit


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Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?


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My jock cousin and my constipated grandfather are both, technically, 'roided out.


I forgot how amazing American werewolf in London is.


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😍Disclosure😍


If you don't remember if you hit or not...it's best just to pass it!


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In 2011, a 29-year-old man became Britain's youngest grandfather, when his 14-year-old daughter gave birth.


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TINDER HOES VS. SNAPCHAT HOES... WHO WINS?


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Are you high? ⚪ Yes ⚪ No 🔘 Bitch I might be


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Daft Punk shocks world with news that they secretly owned Quizno's this whole time. "No plans to tour, we just want to focus on sandwiches."


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