Sam Shaver
@SamHamWam
don’t come here if you can’t take a joke | WLU |
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A least on the Bachelor you know he is seeing other girls...I feel like I have been on the bachelor my whole life without knowing there were other contestants
What did people eat as a snack before 1962..aka goldfishes were invented in 1962.
What do the Kentucky derby and sex have in common? All this hype and lasts 2 minutes
Today Rogers was less reliable than men I date which is saying a lot
Nobody fakes happiness more than a student trying to get 100% on their discussion posts
Stay away from people who think you are trying to argue everytime you’re just trying to explain how you’re feeling.
I started getting creepy messages on LinkedIn from old man instead of Instagram..I guess this is adulthood
You know what’s worst then getting ghosted by a boy..is getting ghosted by your prof..like god I give you my blood, sweat and tears and you take 5 business days to respond to my email knowing god damn well everything is online and they are on their computers 24/7
Why are men’s razors sustainably better quality and have more commercials than women razors? like we shave our WHOLE bodies..you shave your measly 4 haired thing you call a beard?!??!
Taking off your face mask to hear someone better is the new turning down the music to park the car so you can see better.
Okay but what asshole decided to name an illness about having troubles with spelling and reading, "dyslexia"? Like that word is so hard to spell.
They have to stop making shows where hot men who are 27 years old play characters who are 16 years old..like I thought I needed to check myself into therapy after this one
LOL break ups suck but have you ever been broken up with during quarantine... ya 4000000+ hours to overthink and drink is not a good combo..cheers to 2020!
Day 18 of quarantine: Haven’t had any toxic male energy in my life in a while so yes I did just yell at my male dog about him sleeping outside when I wanted him under my feet.
A least now when I graduate nobody is going to ask me what I am going to do next with my life.. "No Karen I haven't found a job yet, just trying to get some toilet paper and ravioli."
I use to go through and put all my tip out money from the restaurant into a dark wine bottle then at the end of the month smash it and go out drinking.. I just realized this is an adult version of a piggy bank.. why am I a child?
I am kind of surprised I still have a 4.8 rating on Uber...Do the uber drivers actually like my personal life stories, old 2000s music and me crying about men that wont even look at me?
Honestly my real problem is I have to stop thinking iced coffees can substitute for water
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