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Walked by Cinnabon in the mall today wearing my mask. Nothing. Pandemic has got to be hurting them in a big way; couldn’t smell anything!
he's been out there all day nobody wants to park at his house 😢🥺 poor bernie - vanessa :)
Me (getting a flu shot): Didn’t hurt all, must be making smaller gauge needles. Me (6 hours later): THE NEEDLE IS BROKEN IN MY ARM!!!
Dear @CFL , I promise to give the @CCpxpSN replacement an honest chance but he will need 6 games to warm up. See where I’m going here?
Dear @CFL, If you play a 6 game season I promise not to take eastern conference games for granted!
I’ve never had a sports NIC name but if I could choose one, I like ‘the fix’. #fixisin #herecomesthefix #fixintoscore
“No matter who you are, there’s a paddle for everybody’s ass” T. Fertitta
Canlan Ice just officially cancelled the remainder of our hockey season. The is the closest I've come to feeling like the Pros.
Today marks the first time I had to cut something out of my Covid beard. #thoushaltnotpass
This is an experiment showing how germs are spread at a buffet. Looks grim for #unclewillys www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/2020…
Sat down with wife in front room to do yoga last night. In vacant lot across street, was a guy practicing with a Samurai sword. The decision to stay with yoga over ply fighting is still with me. #opportunitieslost
It’s one thing to get used to a months worth of beard, it’s another to accept the scratchiness under a mask! #COVID19
Hey @russelhantzshow just found your show and enjoying it. I have a question, would you consider yourself New or Old School? If old school, what approach would you take once you realized the new school are rallying together against OS ? #survivordefence
Day 21: I haven’t shaved since this whole thing started. IPhone Face ID no longer works!
Day 16: I wonder if everyone else is also running the dishwasher daily? #Covid_19
Day 15: taxes and Survivor Australia started. #COVID19 numbers in 🇨🇦 are decreasing in spread percent. It’s working.
Day 14: mowed the lawn for the first time this year and finished off that keyboard tray. GBR sounds like they are easing back in sanctions, maybe a sign? #COVID19
Day 13 finished my book by Rock Norton, Bruce Allen is now on my list people to meet
Day 11 & 12 were dull. Resizing a keyboard tray got the best of me but did manage to run and workout in the garage. I’m missing sports most.
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