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They did it. They really did it. They got rid of the good futurama on Netflix


I have never worn a tuxedo and would love to keep it that way


Bruce Springsteen: scientific proof that the soul patch is physically impossible to pull off


Holy shitgod do I ever hate the chainsmokers


Twitter is expressly designed for bird jokes

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Thanksgiving is “murder most fowl”


I wonder what the counselors at Camp David are like


My dad is straight up binge watching Gilmore girls


Recent research confirms: 4 hotdogs not enough hotdogs; 5 hotdogs too many hotdogs. Leading scientists baffled and very sick


Cubicles are horse blinders for human beings


I finally feel comfortable admitting that the paul walker tribute at the end of furious 7 really got to me


i'm slick and tired of being slick and tired!


I don't like my friends' new nose piercing, but I guess I have to septum for what he is


I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I'm also not the strongest or tallest either


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