Sam & Mark Unfilterd
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This is the official twitter of Sam and Mark's dumb phrases. Run by @themacherie
Cheryl: Why did you put the peanut butter in the fridge? Mark: I don't know, I thought it'd be cool.
Harry Potter isn't the greatest wizard. Did he get Hermione? Don't think so. Ron is the greatest wizard.
(Playing FIFA World Cup) Cheryl what happens when you mess with fire? (loses soccer ball) NOTHING BECAUSE THE DUMB WATER CAME AND PUT IT OUT
Learned a new senior texting shorthand: ROLFACGU: "rolling on the floor and can't get up" and TTYL: "talk to you louder"
Cheryl, you never told us if you liked the decorations we left behind for you in moms uterus.
I am trying to gain 8 pounds by next week. I need to count my protein intake.
Mark: Dude, I don't have cash. How am I supposed to give the lady that threaded my eyebrows a tip? Sam:How does it look? Mark: Good, it hurt
Trying to describe tweeting at someone, "You should favorite it at them, or bird call it at them. Whatever it is called."
You think there is only one way to get to a One Direction concert?
I don't want to go to a Killers concert, though, I might die. Unless I go to a Survivors concert afterwards...
I bet Coldplay has a heater at their concerts. Cause they play in the cold.
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