Samantha Nicklaus
@SamNicklaus
Author, business owner, and nacho lover. (She/Her)
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The absolute tease of an injection in my SPINE working for a month, just for the pain to come back tenfold at the worst possible time is, and I cannot stress this enough, homophobic.
Old enough to know I should do something productive with my increasingly little free time. Young enough to play the Sims 4 and eat goldfish for dinner instead.
ngl it was really cool and sexy of me to wait to have my mental breakdown until after I went to work and my dentist appointment today
people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed
they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself
Me, accidentally about to ring a bell for every Greek god to look at me, jokingly saying: I'll show so much hubris. You have no idea the hubris I can achieve.
Me, eating an entire family sized serving of onion dip: this is Greek yogurt based, and Greek yogurt is good for you, so this is fine.
I have been saying this for years, but I want to make my campaign official: PUT WALLS BACK IN HOUSES. I hate open concept houses more than anything. Do not let them take walls from us. Together, we can make walls cool again.
I stopped googling side effects to medications a while ago because I was nervous I was creating psychosomatic reactions. 1) I was not, I am just very unlucky 2) I may have taken medication at 9 PM that causes insomnia... In my defense, I am VERY sick, very pretty, and dumb.
The fact that ovulating also hurts is a scam I don't think we talk about enough.
I got twelve hours is solid, uninterrupted sleep. It was amazing, especially after not sleeping well all week. Of course, I was horizontal for twelve hours, so now my neck is in incredible pain.
"ah did you get any rain from the tropical storm?" Yes but mostly I got a migraine.
I had a bad day at work and I feel dumb and unproductive but none of that matters to my animal crossing villagers, who would rather stand in my way while I try to garden 🫠
This weekend I picked up the following items from my parents house: 1) approximately 15 nutcrackers 2) my grandfather's pocket watch 3) my great-grandmother's roughly 100 year old china set
Shout out to the gas station attendant who made a crack about me "bringing the Florida heat with me" when he saw my car and didn't comment on the "move, I'm gay" sticker. Happy Pride 🌈
I was feeling bad emotionally, but then I let a doctor cut out pieces of my insides, so now I feel bad physically instead!!!
I'm too light headed, I can't go outside or I'll float away. Probably. Either that or the Earth started spinning faster.
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