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Wow. My psychologist just said my will is what gives rise to all creation and things cease to exist unless I fix them in place with my mind, and I don't have to pay parking fines, and my hog is normal


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Since when are millennials being included in this type of shit? im not working in a factory im too busy inventing new types of soy milk. Hang yourself playboy

This image single-handedly scares Gen z & alpha Millennials and boomers know dirty hands equal clean money

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Millennials and boomers know dirty hands equal clean money


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Making “potential man” memes about my public defender because he got me life


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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don't get it. They don't know what it's like to live with the Monkey Instinct


What an absolute freak

Imagine an elderly president with a very attractive much younger wife. They probably have not slept together in years. But she probably has had lovers. Would that not make him a cuckold president?



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Little announcement here: My mom's biopsy wasn't good, and sadly melanoma is not one of the types of cancer covered by public healthcare in Chile. We need money for a full body CT Scan to discard metastasis. Hit me up if you're interested on my services.

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My mom's biopsy wasn't good, and sadly melanoma is not one of the types of cancer covered by public healthcare in Chile.
We need money for a full body CT Scan to discard metastasis.
Hit me up if you're interested on my services.

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It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as the Chad Red angry birds figure and you as the raging baby bird


I finished this book last night. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is a real master of his craft, and he's in top form here. From the vivid descriptions of the Butchers Nails to him successfully humanising Angron and, of course, making Erebus a detestable little prick. 10/10

SamNotSamuel_'s tweet image. I finished this book last night. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is a real master of his craft, and he's in top form here. From the vivid descriptions of the Butchers Nails to him successfully humanising Angron and, of course, making Erebus a detestable little prick. 10/10

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yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis



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My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer



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me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too


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Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head


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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you


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The smile Jerome made before announcing Dimension Shifter limit was giving Kendrick levels of hater energy and I LOVE it

DistantCoder's tweet image. The smile Jerome made before announcing Dimension Shifter limit was giving Kendrick levels of hater energy and I LOVE it
DistantCoder's tweet image. The smile Jerome made before announcing Dimension Shifter limit was giving Kendrick levels of hater energy and I LOVE it

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"All fouls are bad and able to be eliminated except the one I love to do all the time" is such a good bit I have to respect it

Michael Chandler catches a stray from Justin Gaethje



I'm 4 books deep into the Horus Heresy series, and it's been fantastic so far. High points were defethe first 2 books, although none of them are weak books. Starting 'Fulgrim' tonight.


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Alhamdulilah, the wind is going around the 6 counties

Status Red - Wind warning for Clare, Cork, Kerry, Limerick now from 3am Friday to 10am Friday.

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CarlowWeather's tweet image. Status Red - Wind warning for Clare, Cork, Kerry, Limerick now from 3am Friday to 10am Friday.


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