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Samantha Petry

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Hold tight and pretend it's a plan.

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SBCC foundation welcomes new executive director Geoff Green #SBCC #SBCCFoundation #non-profit goo.gl/nxjKzF


Obama to Tout Community College Plan at Indiana Town Hall nyti.ms/1FejyEd


I want an office on a train.


It's mostly just learning to tell the right kinds of lies. Learning to tell them so well that even you believe them. That you become them.


Feels like a small cat is having a nap inside my brain. Fuzzy and adorable. Not helpful.


Dude. I thought it was illegal for it to be this hot in Santa Barbara.


Today's gonna be a good one; gorgeous, sweet kitties have been greeting me everywhere I go!


Thank god for other people's hangovers.


It's a Mountain Goats kind of morning


I am not big enough for this #cat. And she won't let me reach my #coffee. instagram.com/p/tQz7yMoAwh/


In case of nervous breakdown, drink some tea, take a shower, eat some ice cream. Not sure if it actually helps, but it's never a bad idea.


I'm fairly certain this tiredness is of an existential nature. Which doesn't bode well. Unless I can figure out how to sleep existentially.


"The two served each other best by challenging assumptions at every turn" newyorker.com/magazine/2014/…


Watched, but never seen. Not what's real, anyway.


Stop Making Sense


Making a to-do list, and on it: "Post-it note the shit out of those fuckers."


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