Sam Picone
@SamPicone
Comedian/Writer/River Dance Champion/Philanthropist/Compulsive Liar
Tal vez te guste
Fuck knows what this advert is for but I know it had the Tommy Robinson flag shagger frothing at the mouth yesterday 🙌
Hour 6 of my journey from London to Liverpool. Queued for 2hrs at Crewe for a rail replacement bus but none available. Got a cab & 5 mins in my driver almost crashed on the M62, he’s put the windows down to stay awake. 45 mins to go. Best birthday ever, thanks @AvantiWestCoast 🥳
Play it at my funeral.
There should be a Freeview channel dedicated to just playing this on loop for the next 20 years
Omg Ed Davey has just been in a horrible zip line accident on the way to his polling station. R.I.P
Exciting things happening this week! Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm 🎟 westendcomedy.co.uk
The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x
Top tip. If you write 'I'm going to kill myself' on the NatWest chatbot they put you straight through to a human.
Why tf does Drake look like he’s about to ask a girl outside Westfield Stratford to rate him out of 10?
Don’t know about the rest of you but for me this app has basically turned into LiveLeak 2024. Call me a prude but don’t really fancy starting my day with a cartel beheading video.
I was featured in the Guardian’s Comedy Q&A section yesterday, available to read below x theguardian.com/stage/2024/jan…
Still buying presents? Think I’ve got you covered x
United States Tendencias
- 1. Caleb N/A
- 2. Rams N/A
- 3. Don Lemon N/A
- 4. DJ Moore N/A
- 5. Ben Johnson N/A
- 6. Stafford N/A
- 7. McVay N/A
- 8. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms N/A
- 9. #RHOP N/A
- 10. Adams N/A
- 11. FACE Act N/A
- 12. Kmet N/A
- 13. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 14. #LARvsCHI N/A
- 15. #industryHBO N/A
- 16. Gizelle N/A
- 17. Rome N/A
- 18. Puka N/A
- 19. Eala N/A
- 20. Hail Mary N/A
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