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Sam Sweets

@SamSweets

kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes

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Heartbreaking 😭

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I joke to try and spread smiles but fr all my heart goes out to everyone effected by the fires all over LA rn 🫶🫶🫶 I can’t sleep watching it all wish I could do more to help


Where do I sign up to volunteer to give a fireman a BJ tomorrow? They work their hoses hard for us, I’ll work their hoses hard for them lol 🫡 #supportlafd @LAFD #PalisadesFire #eatonfire #LosAngelesWildfires


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Jimmy Carter was the one who deregulated the airline industry, so remember to thank him for the state of holiday travel this year while waiting for your 4th cancelled flight home


Alert! I looked cute in a corset the other day

SamSweets's tweet image. Alert! I looked cute in a corset the other day

Happy Hole-days!! 😘 xoxo

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Drunk as a Skunk? This Skunk Actually Passed the Breathalyzer Test and Is Good to Drive: ow.ly/9i6e50Ur3vL

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breaking my record by one is some sneaky Price is Right shit and I won’t stand for it.

morgan_murphy's tweet image. breaking my record by one is some sneaky Price is Right shit and I won’t stand for it.

Why is @ouraring biased against nightshift workers? I work til 2am so my walk home doesnt count as movement bc its after midnight? Wtf kind of discrimination is this?


Having a Holeday Sale on my Meat Selling Site🤤 onlyfans.com/onleesams #BlackFriday #onlyfansapp #OnlyFans #🍑 #ham #kosher #meat

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DROPPED A BIG STUFFING BUNDLE TODAY 😘🦃🥵


Never use @Instacart unless you love both your time and money being wasted! You won’t save any time because you’ll just be waiting for somebody to not shop for you and then spend an hour on customer service to get them to refund so you can go to the store yourself


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Stepan is 16 today

ShouldHaveCat's tweet image. Stepan is 16 today

Omg just remembered I still have this account 🫠


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AMEN 🙏🏻

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Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.



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when the cool uncle comes to visit


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