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Sam Kelly

@Sam_Daywalker

To whomever or whatever wakes me up tomorrow #fuck #you


These lemsip max cold and flu tablets taste about as nice as having a girl take off her pants squat down and follow through into your mouth.


Mom you make shit coffee.


probably just gave the window cleaner the most ridiculous baked confused look ever


its just me, myself and i #DeLaSoul


WOOP WOOP IT'S DA SOUND OF DA POLICE


oh shit 8 minutes late 420 no stress anyway


8 o'clock starts make work so much harder. And when the fuck is payday been living off 24 quid for like 3 weeks now #broke


Had less than 2 hours sleep last night #tired #sleepy #wrecked


Litre of cider down let the walking commence


Brutally attacked by a bush #dopey #dumbmoments


hahahahaa this crazy bitch in the hunger games is trippin baaaallllllssss. #trippy


Got shit to do but seriously can't be arsed to do it.


Forgot how good Jimi Hendrix was #legend #awesome #rip


little bastard fly in my room #FuckOff


why so windyyy maaannn wish i had a cyborg arm with a lighter and wind shield built into my finger #awesome #wreckedThoughtz


burning CD's cos i'm a musical arsonist #BadGag


bank card where you at i wanted to get pissed with the homies


Chickedy check yo self before yo reck yo self #IceCube #DasEfx #lacosteAdvert


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