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Sam Dean

@Sam_Dean

Founder/owner of http://plugyourholes.com and the Blood, Sweat & Beers podcast (linked below)

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My submission for @MerriamWebster Urinagency: When you have to pee so bad that breaking nearly any and all laws are justifiable if they lead you to a place to empty your bladder.


What is happening indeed!

Sam_Dean's tweet image. What is happening indeed!

I cannot trust cottage cheese in my fridge unless I personally bought it. I also have to be the one that opened it. Also the only one that ate any. Oh! And also all in the first 4 days. I’m not weird. You’re weird!


Futurama Isn’t a show I’d watch without the original cast. I’ll just go back and watch the oldies.


I’m not freaking out! You’re freaking out!


13 fucking seconds! Incredible!


If you’re into car stuff, I did a thing. Then I did a thing where I talk about that thing. Check it! youtu.be/he-P7MUbfs8 via @YouTube

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I bought Hoovie's Junk Suburu Baja - Now it can be yours!


I’m not fat. I’m just hedging against a famine.


At the end of the day I facilitate hole growth for people both young and old. #Careers


Had a lot of fun doing this.

When there is a disconnect between the aesthetic and niche, customers feel it. And if you feel it as a store owner, you should definitely do something about it. Listen to the full episode here with @sam_dean and @plug_your_holes here: honestecommerce.co/blogs/podcast/…



This is so true and hurts so bad.

The Vikings are the best team in the NFL when they aren’t the worst.



Super stoked to see the growth and generosity of @PatMcAfeeShow over the last few years. Not sure how many subs he had when I started watching, but his growth has been meteoric! #pmsfanduelfamily

Sam_Dean's tweet image. Super stoked to see the growth and generosity of @PatMcAfeeShow over the last few years. Not sure how many subs he had when I started watching, but his growth has been meteoric! #pmsfanduelfamily

I measure my net worth Arizona Ice Teas.


A shout out to all of the people who’ve given birth! This day is for you!


Anything can be an air conditioner if you change the desired conditions enough.


I’ve known people who are unsupportive of their friends endeavors and successes. Meanwhile I’m sitting here in my bathroom rooting on my spider bud who’s been living in my window for the last couple weeks Murdering anything it can like it’s one of my people.


Most of my favorite records are old enough to drive.


“Sleeping in” on the weekend used to mean sleeping till noon. Now I’m lucky if it means sleeping till nine.


The one thing that @BankofAmerica has been constantly good at over the years is their inconsistency. A++. Why would you be open when the site, app and door say you are? Thanks for keeping it spicy BOA.


There are more and more things that happen in my life that I once thought that “people like me” are not allowed to do, experience or afford. Don’t let anyone set rules for your happiness.


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