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How are you feeling physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

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I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao


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the united states flag isn’t even the best flag in the united states

north0fnorth's tweet image. the united states flag isn’t even the best flag in the united states

i'm sorry but america has the best flag. all the others are just worse

jaivinwylde's tweet image. i'm sorry but america has the best flag. all the others are just worse


I honestly learned more from the brandy melville doc than the past 3 years I’ve worked in academia


Yellowjackets might be my new fave show


I went on a date where this guy called a random girl at the bar a “fat bitch” and I called him out and he spent the next 45 mins gaslighting me and telling me didn’t say that. Then told him I wasn’t having fun anymore and wanted to go home and he said I was the one with problems

SamanthaSignoff's tweet image. I went on a date where this guy called a random girl at the bar a “fat bitch” and I called him out and he spent the next 45 mins gaslighting me and telling me didn’t say that. Then told him I wasn’t having fun anymore and wanted to go home and he said I was the one with problems

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situationship? you mean my one-year stand?


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cnn covering tucker but ignoring lemon while fox news covers lemon and ignores tucker is just 🤌chef’s kiss 🤌

morganisawizard's tweet image. cnn covering tucker but ignoring lemon while fox news covers lemon and ignores tucker is just 🤌chef’s kiss 🤌
morganisawizard's tweet image. cnn covering tucker but ignoring lemon while fox news covers lemon and ignores tucker is just 🤌chef’s kiss 🤌

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“Chronically online” doesn’t just mean “online a lot,” it means your literal brain has been altered by reactionary discourse that exists online and has made you nearly incapable of rational or nuanced thought because you only think in “gotchas” for engagement.


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Always hike with proper supplies and equipment. Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.


It’s been almost 2 years since things ended with this man and I and I and STILL having dreams about him. I’ll be happy when he leaves my brain. Please.


Y I k e s#MyTwitterAnniversary

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It’s crazy that all the men in my DMs have girlfriends, I’m not looking to share!! Gimme a genuinely single man who is obsessed with me.


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This is a Jerry/Garry/Larry/Barry/Terry appreciation post ✨

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Are you %$!&# kidding!? Name one billionaire or corporate CEO who has been forced into skipping meals because the budget is tight.

Public_Citizen's tweet image. Are you %$!&# kidding!? 

Name one billionaire or corporate CEO who has been forced into skipping meals because the budget is tight.

Lmao I have been teach sex ed and there is this one student who is so sweet and kind, and they sat in their desk like this as I answered the class’ anonymous questions:

SamanthaSignoff's tweet image. Lmao I have been teach sex ed and there is this one student who is so sweet and kind, and they sat in their desk like this as I answered the class’ anonymous questions:

At this point, someone just give me their Raya referral code


I feel like my cringe phase were ages 17-22 honestly


Sometimes when I hit that zaza too hard, I’m like, yo, the internet is like invisible….

SamanthaSignoff's tweet image. Sometimes when I hit that zaza too hard, I’m like, yo, the internet is like invisible….

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RIP Angelo Badalamenti. Will always be amazed that the MIDI piano roll for "Laura Palmer's Theme" is actually twin peaks.

mon_coss's tweet image. RIP Angelo Badalamenti. Will always be amazed that the MIDI piano roll for "Laura Palmer's Theme" is actually twin peaks.

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ironically, life becomes more peacefull when you’re not scared of confrontation or disagreement.


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