SammySimplicity 🏳️🌈
@SammySimplicity
Former @cryptipod co-host - Penpal narrator on @nosleeppodcast - cosplayer - He/Him - Insta: @sammysimplicity
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling nostalgic and want to relive my youth, I set an alarm for a random time between midnight and 1am where it wakes me up to the commercial for the Time Life Ultimate Love Songs Collection at full volume
Imagine getting smoked by the Hello Blicky 💖 #SimonGhostRiley #cosplay
I still think this would be a great idea. Please @Bungie gimme a chance to earn Lord Shaxx's hand in marriage 😭💔
@DestinyTheGame @Bungie With all of these new, week-long events peppered in between seasonal events like #FotL and #Solstice, is there any chance we could get a week-long revival version of #CrimsonDays? It's an event I missed out on, and would really love to play. #Destiny2
*FAKE BLOOD* This song hit me hard when I heard it, and all I could think of was Ghost and Soap. Please don't hate me for this. - #simonghostriley #ghost #soap #soapmactavish #ghostsoap #ghoap #foap #soapghost #callofduty #cod #modernwarfare2 #mw2 #modernwarfare3 #mw3
I'm going live on Twitch again (yes, I know I do this three times a week, but still). I'd love if you stopped by, even just for a moment, to say hi. I'm continuing to work my way through Baldur's Gate 3! twitch.tv/sammysimplicity
I'm 2007, Fergie told me, "If you don't got no money, take your broke ass home", and, like the good listener I am, I did that and haven't left my house since
Pictured here are 7 bars of the limited edition @DrSquatchSoapCo Sarge Soap. I just purchased 6 more from Walmart. I need this scent to not be limited edition because it's so good. I will be just as devastated when they discontinue this soap as I was when MW3 discontinued Soap
Growing up and maturing is unfollowing your bartender friends pages so you don't have to see their constant "Come see me" posts
About to start treating sending emails like taking shots of tequila and following them up with licking some salt and biting a lime
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