Sam of the G
@SamoftheG
Fat lad, just a fat lad, does a few shit jokes and that.
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.Hi @bbc just to let you know I am available to replace @GaryLineker tomorrow on MOTD, but on one condition. That I can do it with my cock out. Write back
. The last time Parliament was this full of shit, David Blunkett's dog had eaten chocolate. @GaryDelaney @chunkymark
.@theufcbaddy Oi pal But are you Chris Griffin when you're chubs?
.@theufcbaddy when you're not being the baddy, you look like Chris Griffin
What's your favourite Spanish film @GaryDelaney ?I cant decide, i don't have one in pelicula
I’d love @susie_dent to just stop fucking about and tweet - phrase of the day - @BorisJohnson is a fat daft cunt.
I’m worried about @Keir_Starmer catching Covid, he’s terrible at putting up a fight against horrible shit #budget2022
I was applauded for doing a speech about a superhero bear The reviews said it was a super TED talk #RateMyPun #lunchpun
I’ve promised the wife squid game biscuit round vibes in the bedroom tonight.
.@noelfielding11 is amazing as the host of #nakedattraction From yeast inspections to looking at yeast infections.
I’ve never really fancied my mum, but she’s got a lovely Oedipussy on her.
Kids these days , Leeds festival, Glastonbury festival, Reading festival Fuckers never been to Harvest
I was struggling in my role in a period drama, so I threw the sanitary towel in.
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