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Every moment I live is agony


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🚨🚨🌕| A Gulf expert: “I wouldn’t necessarily see this as a ‘Qatari’ bid. Sheikh Jassim doesn’t hold any gov. positions. Much of his fortune is based on his father’s wealth, which runs into billions, further enhanced by involvement in QIB and other ventures.” [@TheAthleticFC]



Just out of Don’t Worry Darling aka The Pughman Show #comedy


If you don’t read this I’ll come round and colonise your face


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Bare of these black world leaders are about 10 mins from the museum. If they leave now they can go and collect their countries stolen belongings and still get to Gatwick by 4.


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As in ‘your mother can’t afford food or heating’

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My brother sent me this screenshot of him acing his Prevent training module. Congrats bro!

davewingrave's tweet image. My brother sent me this screenshot of him acing his Prevent training module. Congrats bro!

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If you blended all 7.88 billion ppl on Earth into a fine goo (density of a human=985 kg/m3, average human body mass=62 kg), you would end up with a sphere of human goo just under 1 km wide. This is a visualization of how that would look like in Central Park. © reddit/kiwi2703

ExploreCosmos_'s tweet image. If you blended all 7.88 billion ppl on Earth into a fine goo (density of a human=985 kg/m3, average human body mass=62 kg), you would end up with a sphere of human goo just under 1 km wide. This is a visualization of how that would look like in Central Park.

© reddit/kiwi2703

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Normalise bringing up colonialism every time the British monarchy wants to celebrate their legacy.

She was tortured with axes during Kenya's struggle for independence from British colonial rule. As Britain celebrates the Platinum Jubilee of its monarch, this old fighter wants to send her a message: "Let Elizabeth bring what belongs to me."



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I just can’t think of anything more embarrassing than a Union Jack flag


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Our message to survivors of domestic abuse tonight is clear: if you need support, Refuge is here for you, round the clock. We will believe you and we will support you. You are not alone.


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Today is the first of 12 Saturdays without Premier League football. Adjust your lives accordingly.



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can't afford food? bag of pasta 5p. landlord physically assaulting you? must've not paid your rent. privatised rail extortionate? actually I think you'll find that's an open return and do you expect the taxpayer to fund your travel? welcome to britain and things can't get better


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Rather than engage in an argument with my wife, when she asks 'what's the matter?' I just politely answer 'nothing at all' and write down my issue with her in a word doc. It is currently 18 pages long.



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i wrote this because people in the UK have increasingly little space in their lives to actually live, and it doesn't have to be like this. english society especially is full of misery and spite, and i think adam curtis was right in diagnosing what that is. dazeddigital.com/politics/artic…


Craig Overton gives me the ick


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