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'Samus, where have you been?' wherever the fuck I wanna be
"Fuckin piece of shit dragon. Get wrecked."
|| god i cannot fuckin WAIT to be able to use this suit in more context
|| fucking screaming in my head because I really want to faceclaim that badass new suit but I caaaan't
"...gotta head out for that next mission, real soon."
"These 'holidays' are getting out of hand."
"You're right, it could have been an interdimensional pink puffball who can store galaxies in their stomach, or the red plumber but yellow and known for farting."
"You showed up the same day as Kirby's weird edgelord masked friend, a jacked demon lord, and some soldier man named after a dick joke. It's always been weird."
"Gonna smash him too."
"Give it time. I'll smash EMMI too."
"Goddesses and legendary swords mean nothing when you've got this cannon."
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"Yeah, sure, cool moves, doesn't help when I'm JUMPING AROUND!"
"...god I hate those heels..."
"Imagine how much better it'd be if Sakurai let me bring more than one goddamn suit in."
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