SandtonPython
@SandtonPython
Just a pair of albino reticulated pythons who've discovered the big wide world and want to get to know it. Tweeting without thumbs isn't easy but we manage.
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*Coming out of hibernation* “@Anatinus: Gold. “@ANN7tv: Fourty Pythons found in motel. Canadian couple charged ann7.com/article/2368-2…””
Always darling, always. “@TrendsSthAfrica: 'python' is now trending in South Africa trendsmap.com/za”
We would never do such a thing. “@itvnews: Python 'kills two children after escaping pet shop' in Canada itv.co/13I4RoU”
We hate these cold nights. The weavers are getting yellow again though we notice...
@SandtonPython @maggsonmedia @zootweets Now, now. Don't throw a hisssssssssssssssy fit ;-)
Line me & Dolce nose to tail & we're longer. Almost. “@TimesLIVE: Man captures, kills record-breaking 5.6m python bit.ly/13EFN1s”
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Man captures, kills record-breaking 5.6m python
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says Jason Leon was riding late at night in a rural area of southeast Miami-Dade County when he and his passenger spotted what turned out to be a...
Snakeskin looks good on us. “@Sascja: Is two pairs of snakeskin print denims too much?”
How far Julius has fallen. Not even we care about the auction. Face it doll, Sandown is better than Gallo Manor but it's no Sandhurst.
That was our theory too. Although black dancers were allowed. “@lunchout2: @SandtonPython @ferialhaffajee I think were all off showering.”
So Chad has an oke black friend who swims. (Dolce said that, not me. I just thought it.)
Interesting that they sent Simba to cover the wedding. We braced ourselves for a Cosatu-worthy incident.
We've roused ourselves from hibernation to watch the Gupta wedding on @SABC3Topbilling
We'd rather they flew than ran. Bygones. “@TimesLIVE: SAA borrows R1.5 billion to keep running: report bit.ly/13bKUt6”
It's not unusual. “@PigSpotter: there's a car on fire N12 East after Tom Jones Road Benoni"
@lindseymcd I don't care if he's 10 hours late, at the end of the day you're seeing Bieber so shutup.
Dolce and I would like to move from Sandton to Saxonwold. Any volunteers to help us get there?
Perhaps Xpanda should use us in its next campaign @imanrappetti @maggsonmedia - after all, we need to be kept inside....
If you find a snake in your home, please don't use fly spray and a broom handle. Call a professional.
That said, Dolce and I feel that the mamba was provoked. We'd also bite someone who sprayed us with Doom.
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