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Santa Problems

@SantaProblems

Gotta hate being me sometimes.....

how do you expect me to stay a secret if all you little assholes keep waiting up for me at night #santaproblems


late nights at the workshop...i cant please all you little bastards #santaproblems


having one too many rum & eggnog's at the local pub, and trying to fly your sleigh home #santaproblems


that awkward moment when Mrs. Clause catches you with one of you ho ho ho's #santaproblems


fruitcake...whatever happened to chocolate chip #santaproblems


warm milk...put that shit in the fridge #santaproblems


all these ho ho ho's waiting on me #santaproblems


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