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I don't know how comfortable I am with a company named Gilead being in charge of saving us.
Any new moms in LA want to hangout and talk about the minutiae of new motherhood?
One more sketchy/conflicting announcement about why my flight at @BostonLogan airport is delayed and I'm taking an uber to Canada before I get Handmaid's Taled.
I've been suffering from severe Union Pool flashbacks all day. @NYMag
We are almost at that part in Idiocracy where everyone almost starves because President Camacho told them to water the plants with Gatorade. @BarackObama
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"OH NO NO DON'T TOUCH THE DVD PLAYER. MACAULAY CULKIN'S HERE. HE CAN ACT IT OUT...COME ON MACAULAY. ACT OUT HOME ALONE FOR MY GUESTS."
Everyone mailing DNA to weird companies is gonna end up on the USS Callister in Black Mirror, wishing they just believed their grandparents.
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