SarahSwistak's profile picture. Broadcast Journalist turned SAHM. Michigan State Alum. Loves dogs, wine & puns (not necessarily in that order).

Sarah Swistak

@SarahSwistak

Broadcast Journalist turned SAHM. Michigan State Alum. Loves dogs, wine & puns (not necessarily in that order).

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@vanillaice - Alright, stop what you're doing and WATCH! youtu.be/J3AUIbexxVU You were the inspiration behind our latest pregnancy announcement :) @TODAYshow @GMA @CBSMornings @HodaAndJenna @AFVofficial

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Not gonna lie. I’m confused how companies like @TheHartford are entitled to overpayment reimbursement for dependent benefits they never actually paid out. Do employers read the predatory policies they’re signing? @dananessel what can be done to fight the corp. greed and $ grab?!


How it started vs. how it’s going. Celebrating 7 years of wedded bliss with this fella…and several thousand of our closest friends. #Lions #OnePride Whaddya say @DanCampbellGOAT - Can I get a fist bump? 🥺🤞🏻

SarahSwistak's tweet image. How it started vs. how it’s going.  Celebrating 7 years of wedded bliss with this fella…and several thousand of our closest friends. #Lions #OnePride Whaddya say @DanCampbellGOAT - Can I get a fist bump? 🥺🤞🏻

I finally got back into my Twitter account. Woot, woot!


Eat ‘em up @tigers!!! It’s Cecily’s first game! #Detroitroots

SarahSwistak's tweet image. Eat ‘em up @tigers!!! It’s Cecily’s first game! #Detroitroots

Anyone have contact info for the owner of @TroppoLansing ?


So…when she made the mistake of touching it when she woke up…I did what any parent would do. #sorrynotsorry #shenameditpoopdirt #shehaditcoming #hernewelfbroughtflowers #elfontheshelf #glowforge

SarahSwistak's tweet image. So…when she made the mistake of touching it when she woke up…I did what any parent would do. #sorrynotsorry #shenameditpoopdirt #shehaditcoming #hernewelfbroughtflowers #elfontheshelf #glowforge

Made the mistake of telling my daughter about the #elfontheshelf before reading the book. So when she asked what happened if she touched it, I blurted out “it dies!” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Turns out, that’s not true. 🤣🤣


Ruh-Roh. Can anyone spare an R? @TODAYshow

SarahSwistak's tweet image. Ruh-Roh. Can anyone spare an R? @TODAYshow

Who loves Usborne as much as I do?! Come get stocked up for the holidays…and shop with me! facebook.com/groups/1885759…


Hey @KirkHerbstreit - We’re still waiting on that fist bump 😉

Well…two out of three ain’t bad! @TheRealSparty stopped just for her and so did @SuzyMerchant ! We are just waiting on you for that fist bump, @Coach_mtucker !! @MSU_Football @michiganstateu @CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward @ReceDavis @BigTenNetwork

SarahSwistak's tweet image. Well…two out of three ain’t bad! @TheRealSparty stopped just for her and so did @SuzyMerchant ! We are just waiting on you for that fist bump, @Coach_mtucker !! @MSU_Football @michiganstateu @CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward @ReceDavis @BigTenNetwork


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Making you laugh. In My Head volumes I and II are available through Amazon. #JmStorm

storm_jon's tweet image. Making you laugh. 

In My Head volumes I and II are available through Amazon. 
#JmStorm


Well…two out of three ain’t bad! @TheRealSparty stopped just for her and so did @SuzyMerchant ! We are just waiting on you for that fist bump, @Coach_mtucker !! @MSU_Football @michiganstateu @CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward @ReceDavis @BigTenNetwork

SarahSwistak's tweet image. Well…two out of three ain’t bad! @TheRealSparty stopped just for her and so did @SuzyMerchant ! We are just waiting on you for that fist bump, @Coach_mtucker !! @MSU_Football @michiganstateu @CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward @ReceDavis @BigTenNetwork

Me: “Don’t be that mom. Don’t be that mom.” Also me: @MSU_Athletics @msualumni @Coach_mtucker @MSU_Football @TheRealSparty

SarahSwistak's tweet image. Me: “Don’t be that mom. Don’t be that mom.”

Also me:

@MSU_Athletics @msualumni @Coach_mtucker @MSU_Football @TheRealSparty

You can tell me there are cuter kids at the @LansingLugnuts game…but I wouldn’t believe you. 😍😍😍 #gonuts!!

SarahSwistak's tweet image. You can tell me there are cuter kids at the @LansingLugnuts game…but I wouldn’t believe you. 😍😍😍 #gonuts!!
SarahSwistak's tweet image. You can tell me there are cuter kids at the @LansingLugnuts game…but I wouldn’t believe you. 😍😍😍 #gonuts!!

Leaked footage of me one second after stepping outside. These mosquitos are something else!


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