SatanGuideMe's profile picture. Ninja. Writer. Artist. Legendary break dancer. Snack addict. Satan worshipper. Uh, do you °need° to stand so close to her?  RP|21+| OC| #AxeMan | #Dragonfly

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@SatanGuideMe

Ninja. Writer. Artist. Legendary break dancer. Snack addict. Satan worshipper. Uh, do you °need° to stand so close to her? RP|21+| OC| #AxeMan | #Dragonfly

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▫Writer|OC ▫Homicidal-klepto-pyro-maniac. JK. Only half true. ...But which half? ▫I like violent women. A+ ▫#AxeMan


I'm confused...... Cuz the breaks in that sentence were sexey, but like, what you're saying is.......uhh.

What if I dressed up in /like/ an alligator? All.....lifelike.....and hid in your.........................bushes.



That's not the good kind of pain.

But I live to bring you pain. I thought you were into that.



When you think that someone is gone forever.....and then they pop back up into your life and suddenly THE WORLD IS 100X BETTER.


I actually have two turtles that look like them, only bigger cuz they're older. So this is accurate.


Good things come to those who wait (for the prime moment to say something epic that is worthy of such a name change)

When I realize it has been too long since I have said anything dumb/funny enough for @SatanGuideMe to change his name even though I love it.



--ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, DIMMY? °Looks around all twitchy like a suspicious squirrel.°

HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams]



Obviously! Friday the 13th is like Christmas to me! °Hides my machete behind my back.° ...I MEAN-- SO HOW--

HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams]



Also, 2017 could kill me..... RE, PR, CU, WW, JL.

@SatanGuideMe THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT ONE HERE.



I know which one you're talking about! But I started screaming inside at Captain Underpants.........

@SatanGuideMe THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT ONE HERE.



That made me laugh. So hard...


°FALLS ON MY FACE BECAUSE I'M CAUGHT OFF GUARD.° DIMMY! HEY. °Caaautiously attempts to huuug.°

[Jumps on @SatanGuideMe's back and screams in his ear] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!



This is accurate! Loyal, smart, SMELLS EVERYTHING FROM A MILE AWAY...EVEN BULLSHIT.

@InhalantInject BEAR. I AM BEAR. Also, @SatanGuideMe! Look! German shepherds!



Obviously! /Someone/ has to stand guard while she licks your face!

You're the one licking my face. And @SatanGuideMe is the one vigilantly on guard/stank eyeing, right?



°Ravages with love.... Just ravages.°


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