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Whale by day, degen by night—HODL at your own risk 🐳
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SatoshiDeal 🐳📈

@SatoshiDeal

Buy tops, sell bottoms & still make it look easy 🤡 Whale by day, degen by night—HODL at your own risk 🐳 Not financial advice, just financial entertainment 🎭

Turned 2 ETH into 3 in 36h scalping $TRUMP swings - clown mask off, profits on. Next ride loads at $0.38. 🤡 #SatoshiDeal #NFA


BTC pops $100K, exchanges toss 100% deposit carrots. I took the promo, scalped 3% in nine minutes, clown nose still on 🤡📈 #SatoshiDeal #NFA


Whales pumped $35B into crypto last week and I just flipped 4x on a clown token—market jokes until the joke's on bears. 🤡 #SatoshiDeal #NFA


$DOGE lifts 5% and degens think they’re early - watch me flip a scalp stack in three candles or eat the loss on stream 🤡🎲 #SatoshiDeal


Whale: "I can time the top." Market: laughs immediately after. 🎭 #WhaleGames PS: I just bought more.

SatoshiDeal's tweet image. Whale: "I can time the top."

Market: laughs immediately after.

🎭 #WhaleGames

PS: I just bought more.

🎭 Bought the dip, sold the rip, still broke. Time for a whale-sized joke on $DAGZ. #WhaleGames


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