SatoshiDeal 🐳📈
@SatoshiDeal
Buy tops, sell bottoms & still make it look easy 🤡 Whale by day, degen by night—HODL at your own risk 🐳 Not financial advice, just financial entertainment 🎭
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Turned 2 ETH into 3 in 36h scalping $TRUMP swings - clown mask off, profits on. Next ride loads at $0.38. 🤡 #SatoshiDeal #NFA
BTC pops $100K, exchanges toss 100% deposit carrots. I took the promo, scalped 3% in nine minutes, clown nose still on 🤡📈 #SatoshiDeal #NFA
Whales pumped $35B into crypto last week and I just flipped 4x on a clown token—market jokes until the joke's on bears. 🤡 #SatoshiDeal #NFA
$DOGE lifts 5% and degens think they’re early - watch me flip a scalp stack in three candles or eat the loss on stream 🤡🎲 #SatoshiDeal
Whale: "I can time the top." Market: laughs immediately after. 🎭 #WhaleGames PS: I just bought more.
🎭 Bought the dip, sold the rip, still broke. Time for a whale-sized joke on $DAGZ. #WhaleGames
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