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Ross // 29 // Yer maws favourite bartender

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Love this guy 😂


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Black & Tans from last night.


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Charlie Kirk is an actual sickopath

Charlie Kirk: If I had a 10-year-old daughter who was sexually assaulted and became pregnant as a result, I would require her to carry the pregnancy to term*. @TheTNHoller



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It’s unreal that Scotland created square sausage and we were just like “let’s just keep this to ourselves, eh?” And no other country in the world caught onto it. The greatest gatekeeping the world has ever seen.

Bairdric1's tweet image. It’s unreal that Scotland created square sausage and we were just like “let’s just keep this to ourselves, eh?” And no other country in the world caught onto it. The greatest gatekeeping the world has ever seen.

Got taken round collecting shells and driftwood yesterday, did a wake up in animal crossing?? Tom nooks getting slide tackled on sight

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Sorry, can't get to the tiny phone right now

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Why's finding a reasonable flatmate so difficult 🙃 got a few weeks to find one to move in and everyone I've spoke to has been a nutter (someone come live with me, I can cook xo)


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The political tectonic plates are shifting...

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Might have met my future wife tonight?? She's insane


If a see any of you being happy today, it's on sight


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Wowwwwwww

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How do I always end up the babysitter for grown ass adults on nights oot, am steaming too 😭?? Don't give me responsibility


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HEARTBREAKING 💔💔💔 Ronnie Radke found alive at his home at 41 years old.

YOUWAANN's tweet image. HEARTBREAKING 💔💔💔 Ronnie Radke found alive at his home at 41 years old.

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