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Ross // 29 // Yer maws favourite bartender
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Black & Tans from last night.
Charlie Kirk is an actual sickopath
Charlie Kirk: If I had a 10-year-old daughter who was sexually assaulted and became pregnant as a result, I would require her to carry the pregnancy to term*. @TheTNHoller
It’s unreal that Scotland created square sausage and we were just like “let’s just keep this to ourselves, eh?” And no other country in the world caught onto it. The greatest gatekeeping the world has ever seen.
Got taken round collecting shells and driftwood yesterday, did a wake up in animal crossing?? Tom nooks getting slide tackled on sight
Sorry, can't get to the tiny phone right now
Why's finding a reasonable flatmate so difficult 🙃 got a few weeks to find one to move in and everyone I've spoke to has been a nutter (someone come live with me, I can cook xo)
The political tectonic plates are shifting...
Might have met my future wife tonight?? She's insane
If a see any of you being happy today, it's on sight
How do I always end up the babysitter for grown ass adults on nights oot, am steaming too 😭?? Don't give me responsibility
HEARTBREAKING 💔💔💔 Ronnie Radke found alive at his home at 41 years old.
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- 7. Joan Garcia N/A
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