Phil Thickelson
@ScottHansenFan
Patriot, Alcoholic, Sports Enjoyer in that order
US open giveaway pt 1 My awesome partner @FootJoy and I are giving away these cool US open themed shoes! Whatever size you wear. Retweet, comment, must follow myself and footjoy to win.
guy behind me getting on the plane was trying to tell the woman he was on the phone with he wanted “to stick that tongue all the way up inside her” but she couldn’t hear him so he had to repeat it several times a bit louder and less confident
Happy international women’s day to one woman, and one woman only. @SexyyRed314_ I love you
i think about this tim dillon podcast episode at least 5 times per day
this not swag surfing this white water rafting
“Really low clubhead speed” is one of the most randomly hilarious digs ever.
Adding @jordanbpeterson to the Protect Our Parks podcast was a terrible idea. #parody
.@Johnson_Wagner re-creates Bryson DeChambeau's winning bunker shot with some help from Bryson himself! 😂👏 @b_dechambeau 📺: Golf Central Live From the #USOpen
“Look at the juggilation, I mean jubilation, on the bench here. Just incredible” Expert analysis @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
How cool! Comedian Shane Gillis took time out of his busy schedule to make an unexpected visit to the truck stop today to wish our Transportation Director Jerry Petty a Happy Birthday! You're welcome back any time buddy, and the coffee is on us!
hey boss... i crunched the numbers and uhhh... i think you're gonna want to see this...
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