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Scott LaRose

@ScottLaRose

Stand-up comic, writer, Director and Producer of Comedy Hell

You know your life sucks when you’re at a hotel and a fire alarm goes off can you say A little more shut eye


If you call 911 on yourself You have to call 6911


Ever have Nutella at Coachella


True story almost...:my momma found out I was depressed and said if I did any drastic that she’d kill me


Got walking dead pneumonia have craving to shop online at aberzombie and finch and to eat cortex mex food


Gronk cracked ribs and I don’t care.... Gronk cracked ribs and I don’t care


Did u hear ? horrible news carrot top shot himself yes with a prop gun.


And do u know what Homer Simpson’s fave pain medz r Oxycodoh!


You know your apartment is a dump when covid won’t stay


you know Your apartment is crappy when a squatter won’t stay there


May Derek Chauvin rot in a million comedy hells


And one giant leap for all the asshole racist scum bags in the world now Which I am not


Actually re read them and just add Minnesota’s cops pal league should be police asshole leagues


wanna apologize for 2stupid texts that may have been construed as racist Those are not topics to be joke about so let me back in Hollywood


I’ve become covidly numb


Minnesota’s pal league changed there team name to the negro neck kneelers that’s way better than what it was the negro esophagus eviscerater


Kneel Armstrong said it best this will be one small knee for African Americans and one giant leap in thinking for effin racistkind


Bad news is Trump tested negative for coronavirus but good news is he got HIV from screwin country in the ass


Heard there’s a new strain called Covid-69 where you can infect yourself


Heard there’s a new strain called covid-69 virus where u give it yourself


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