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Publishing by day. Screen-obsessed nerd by night. Occassional review blog, insults galore.

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Slapping the shit out of films & telly, one review at a time. Publishing by day. Screen-obsessed nerd by night. Occassional review blog, insults galore.

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Christ, and he can actually BAKE too. All other men might as well just give up #GBBO #JamesMcAvoy

ScreenSlap's tweet image. Christ, and he can actually BAKE too. All other men might as well just give up #GBBO #JamesMcAvoy

Pie man's bloody done it, hasn't he? #TheApprentice


This has to be the most fecking unless bunch of 'candidates' ever seen. #TheApprentice


This is clearly the year of the MASSIVE eyebrows #TheApprentice


It's time! Bring on the wankers. Spot the trout pout. #TheApprentice


Burnt to a crisp: just how I like my fish #MasterChefTheProfessionals


Whatever you believe, the antivaxxers on the BBC's #Unvaccinated are coming across as ill educated, angry and unwilling to listen to anyone's opinions other than their own. What sad little lives you must lead if you aren't willing to widen your world views.


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What this proves is that the UK isn't a hated country. But by the same token, it proves that all our other songs were utter shit. #Eurovision


Liking this from North Macedonia@Eurovision


Serbia, what the actual fuck is this? #Eurovision


First Time... Dies?? 😂😂😂 #TheApprentice


There is a lot to admire about #ThisIsGoingToHurt including its brutal honesty and generally I love Ben Whishaw but in this, his character just comes across as an unlikeable, unfunny **** it's hard to have any sympathy for.


Penguin can't be bothered to find their own authors any more. There's obviously more money in getting on telly with a famous chef and using that platform to guarantee book sales #CookbookChallenge



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I thought Craig David chilled on a Sunday??? #WalkTheLine

TGK24020678's tweet image. I thought Craig David chilled on a Sunday???  #WalkTheLine

Nope. You ain't no Prince mate #WalkTheLine


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