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I am your average Seahawks screen pass
Obama gave trump an fully recovered and stable economy and he destroyed it Biden gave trump an economy that was recovering faster than any other on earth, with the longest record of month to month jobs gains ever in history and, once again, he has destroyed it.
The U.S. lost an average of 11,000 jobs every week in October, per CNBC.
Tariq Woolen Week 10 vs Arizona (2025)
Always remember, AI data centers are draining all of the fresh water. And it’s totally not almonds which take thousands of times more water from local rivers, lakes, and ponds! But it’s okay because we can eat almonds for a snack. You see nothing good has ever come out of AI…
Nick Emmanwori flies around like a missile every week: 🔹 4 PBUs 🔹 0.5 sacks 🔹 5 tackles One of the most impactful rookies in the NFL
Troy Franklin has just 6 less targets than Jaxon Smith-Njigba this season. Franklin has 523 less receiving yards than JSN.
AI agents are supposed to collaborate with us to solve real-world problems, but can they really? Even the most advanced models can still give us frustrating moments when working with them deeply. We argue that real-world deployment requires more than productivity (e.g., task…
This is a must-read.
Just in time for a big trade, let's talk about DVOA and the Seahawks being No. 1 and historically awesome. Why is there such a big gap between EPA and DVOA when it comes to Seattle? ftnfantasy.com/nfl/week-9-dvo…
As a member of team “the Seahawks biggest need is wr2” I am very excited!
This would be immediately impeachable in any functioning democracy. This is actual "election interference" of the highest order, in addition to a blatant violation of the First Amendment rights of millions of people, both punishing speech and forcing compelled speech.
How Jaxon Smith-Njigba's gravity helped the Seahawks score their first three touchdowns
The Texans defensive tackle got in the backfield so quick that he thought the 49ers were running a screen
Me thinking he’s talking about the rb who runs into his lineman instead of the defender
I have written a lot of stupid things that didn't hold up, but this? This held up.
Life is a never-ending succession of NFL teams adding ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally coming together as a family and enjoying each other's company, and NFL teams removing ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally taking football seriously.
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I love President Trump; this is possibly the greatest admin of my lifetime - except for these pardons. If I’m calling balls and strikes, these are hit-by-pitches!! POTUS has been terribly advised on this; it makes it look like massive fraud is happening around him in this area.
When Caleb Williams stripped the ball from his teammate to get the first down.
Like seriously. If we had resigned Brooks and Lewis instead of fant and those awful linebackers we would be the best roster in the nfl
If JS hadn’t flunked the 2024 free agency we would win the Super Bowl this year
Here’s every Texans short-yardage play vs Seattle (2 yards or less). 8 plays. Only 2 conversions — one was a 2nd & 1 pass, the other an RPO to Nico. To me: tempo used at the wrong times (use after 1st down not into short yardage & rush here), no hard counts, little to no…
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