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Sean Ryan

@Sean_Scope

humble lumber merchant #BuildingMaterials 🏙️ #TurnkeyConstruction 🦺 #RealEstateDevelopment #Lumber 🪵 🏡🏢🏬

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The trolley is barreling down the track towards five grandmothers. You can pull the switch and redirect it so that it kills no one. But you have to wear a mask to buy a toaster oven. What do you do?


The FaceTime noise sounds like Chewbacca’s ringtone


cnn.com/2019/12/30/pol… "we have to vote for the person most likely to win," they screamed


Who knew Brexit would be in the news for a jillion years? Not the guy who started calling it Brexit, tell you that much


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End of times.

askanyone's tweet image. End of times.

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Beto O’Dork


My hot take? The Flintstones live action movie was "Pre-Hysterical"


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Advice for new bands: When coming up with a band name, make sure it’s acronym displayed really large on your artwork or t shirts won’t be complicating matters. You’re welcome.


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All of you people hated Steve Jobs and all he did was make great phones in his little workshop and eat celery. Now you’ve got Elon Musk. I hope you’re happy.


Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?


script idea for new #madmen ep new person: what if we drank less d draper: I don’t think about you at all


Condolences to David Spade.


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whom amongst us does not savour a heated dog

“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat” Romney said. “My second favorite meat is hamburger. And everyone says, oh don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great but I like hot dog best and I like hamburger next best” washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…



Here’s an idea for a show called Iron Jeff. It’s like Iron Chef but the secret ingredient is always a Digiorno and you only have a microwave and some sriracha.


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