Michael Jacobs
@SeattleMicky
Things I like include voting, aikido, dogs, books, magic, old time radio shows, dancing, and long painful jokes. Currently querying my first mystery novel.
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I know I should quit Twitter, but damn you don't get to watch an implosion like this in real-time every day.
This account is going to disappear soon. Drop me a note if you want to keep in touch and we don't already know each other in real-life.
I'm not sure how they're going to do it, but I'm happy to say that the last show I watched was Prehistoric Planet. So... your move, Kidnappers.
You’ve been kidnapped! Your rescuers are characters from the last TV show you watched. Who’s coming? (I’m hella good! Between Poets courage and Tayo’s determination I’m like a kitten in a basket)
Nightmare! I just realized that they might not tell us when he dies. They'll just put TrumpGPT on his socials and let it run. Our first AI dictator is much closer than we thought!
Gene would support striking writers. #WritersGuildStrike #WGA
You’ve been kidnapped! Your rescuers are characters from the last TV show you watched. Who’s coming? (I’m hella good! Between Poets courage and Tayo’s determination I’m like a kitten in a basket)
My Pick was better. #SueStorm #FantasticFour
Just throwing this out there; Riki Lindhome of @garfunkeloates should play #SueStorm in the #MCU.
I'm sorry, but what is with the nazis wearing short-shorts?
It's important to remember that we've won. Not to the point of complacency, of course. But never forget that all that anti-woke crusading is just sound and fury from an increasingly desperate minority fringe. THIS is America.
Bruins calling tomorrow’s theme “Hockey is for Everyone Night.”
My uncle died from cancer last week. He worked for freedom mortgage and they denied him medical leave when the man was dying. All week they’ve been calling and fedexing him letters threatening his job because he didn’t show up to work BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.
Look, I'm just a simple caveman, but why are our #ClassifiedDocuments being printed at all? Let officials read them on devices that wipe, based on time and/or geographic location.
I can't help wondering if #KevinMcCarthy over-promised to get elected, like the characters in The Producers. "Well, yes, George, I did promise you that chairmanship. You're just going to have to work out a schedule to split it with Matt, Lauren, and Marge."
Who is starting a new diary or maybe a new #bulletjournal today? Can I see it? (I've got a house full of blank books and a few hours in which to decide what I'm doing.) #NewJournal #NewDiary #NewPlanner2023
Is it better if I don't watch Glass Onion until I've seen Knives Out?
ok never mind it was all worth it just to accidentally stumble across this exchange between a judge, a prosecutor, and a federal agent where only the judge knows who biggie smalls is
But what about our post-CyberMonday after-after sales?
Who will be first out of the gate with a song about #January6th, to the time of "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof? "SeDITion! -SEDITION!"
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