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my tweets explicitly totally definitely reflect the views of Lockheed Martin

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I think I’m a clit because bros rubbing me the wrong way.


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Welcome to Big Blue, Coach Harbaugh

Giants's tweet image. Welcome to Big Blue, Coach Harbaugh

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John Harbaugh said he has agreed to his new five-year deal. “This is the New York Giants,” Harbaugh told ESPN. “I’m proud and honored to the head coach of this historic franchise, and especially excited to work with the Mara and Tisch families. But most of all, I can’t wait to…


I want to touch a pigs snout


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Penguin highway


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They actually are the most unlikable fanbase in all of sports I pray it's another 50 year drought for the next superbowl

🚨🚨THIS IS DISGUSTING🚨🚨 #EAGLES FANS WERE THROWING BEER CANS AT #49ERS FANS AS THEY ENTERED THE STADIUM TODAY… 😬😬😬 The local Philadelphia police did nothing about it, even though the San Francisco fans were allegedly being harassed.



Giants in 2026: 1-0 Eagles in 2026: 0-2


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Penguins meet a cat for the first time ever:


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“Do you enjoy watching the Eagles lose?”

Warren Sharpから

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not only did he stray from the original question but also took credit for a metallica song he didn't write

Journalist: "What do you think is your greatest achievement?" David Bowie: "Marrying my wife." "But as a musician?" "Nothing else matters."

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David Bowie: "Marrying my wife."
"But as a musician?"
"Nothing else matters."


Das boot ist sehr gut


Everyday I realize why kings had jesters


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"If your grandfather had spent $500 to purchase the Giants in 1925, you, too, could make decisions that prioritized keeping family members and allies in cushy roles as the franchise bottoms out during one of the worst stretches in its 101-year history."


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old woman I gave my seat on the bus to: it’s nice to see polite normal men still out there. me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!


Real winners can afford to lose every once in a while #Sebalations


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For real tho I’ll show up at the NFL Awards ceremony and pull a Kanye if Dart doesn’t win ROTY


Fuck this draft pick talk. My team is winning. 💙


If Shough wins rookie of the year we riot


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