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Moved to super mario land to avoid trump

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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"


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Heppy January 2 because new years was a year ago


If I refuse to service you in my store and you respond with 'I'm never shopping here again'... Good, you fucking idiot. #Retailwtf


How the fuck you gonna walk into a business and ask the cashier if they'll trade a roll of quarters for a gram of weed?


Someone broke into the milk vendors truck and.. stole, I guess, 12 gallons of expired milk and cartons of broken eggs. #comeup #retailwtf


To whoever stole 12 durags, I hope you go fuckin bald. #wtfretail


Holy shit I hope I'm never retarded enough to get a face tattoo.


the sky's falling baby drop that ass 'fore it crash. #GorillazHumanz


Had a elderly customer with a big dent in the side of her head get yelled at for going too slowly at the checkout today. Fuck him


A native american handed her keys into one of our new managers and quit because she 'refused to work under a black' #wtfRetail


Woman tried to return a ziploc bag of cooked hotdogs. No package or reciept, just greasy dogs. #wtfRetail


If you're buying pregnancy tests with change, don't have a fucking kid.


if you're using food stamps to buy valentines candy, kill yourself. #valentines


Dear fat bitch, 1. It's fucking gross to explain why you need two enemas at a time and 2, stop eatin cheezwiz and slimjims for lunch evryday


Bearded hobbit shittalks random passersby. Gets high then naps. #MyHeadlineWouldRead


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