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SecretDiary of a PCC

@SecretPCC

The secret diary of a new Police & Crime Commissioner. Follow me or I will arrange to have you followed...

Just composed my Social Media policy: ajustfuture.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/social… … … < no pics of cute badgers or kittens for a start!


Chauffeurs are so passé. I'm getting #NASA to sponsor my jet pack. @martinbeckford


Currently considering my income generation plan. Watch this space. NASA comes to mind as a sponsor since my ACPO team are all space cadets


You can read my pre publication interview @PolicingToday here po.st/pOrxzX … <r'ship with new Chief will be spiffing!


I did think about appointing a Youf PCC until I realised I was young enough to get down with the hip cats & skiffle chicks anyway, daddio


Currently developing my 'income generation' plan: I'm thinking why not have burglary victims pay for investigation from home insurance?


I am all for direct entry: their pensions & pay will be less. Plus they will be sackable. Good news all round


Will soon be guiding my Chief Constable on appointing some of my old chums. They've been looking for something since their banks sacked them


Day 68: The PLAN!!! po.st/wnhERS < deep stuff


Help! Day 50 of my secret diary po.st/GiRCNN < this could all be paranoia couldn't it?


Day 50 of my secret diary po.st/GiRCNN < this could all be paranoia couldn't it?


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Let'see if we can get through Friday without mentioning payment by results in relation to MPs saying they are underpaid...


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Jeff Johnson: "I suggest putting a teacher in every gunstore."


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Don’t walk in flood water. Flooding can cause manhole covers to come off, leaving hidden dangers. #floodaware


Would like to wish Merry Christmas to all my subjects, no, I mean my supporters, no, I mean everyone who voted 4 me, no, everyone in my area


Am considering what tax to pay this year, seems like #starbucks have opted for the 'think of a number & 1/4 it' approach. Think I'll do same


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