Secret Player
@Secret__Player
#baller for grassroots team. 13 year old who plays CDM. Sick of my coaches bullshit.
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Pre-season training today. Fuccccccckkkkkk #Howsyaquads #Hidingbehindabushforalap #Nigelhasbeenonyoutubeforideas
I've printed this off for Nigel. I want to watch him try to interpret the nonsense on the sheet. #Whomakesthese?
He wants us back in pre-season in July. Shame I'm off to Marbs. #Doingbits #Goingwithfamilythough
The concentration level of their players is really high. #HowsMyNails #SpeckyisDaydreaming #VinceLombardi
Watching Nigel doing a demo is like watching Stephen Hawking with Parkinson's. #Mumtakemehome
I've bullied everyone into voting me their players player this season.
Presentation night on Sat. I've warned Nigel about the Most Improved Player Award again the fucking egg.
Coach Nigel bangs on about development over results but I deffo saw him do a fist pump at the final whistle. #3Points #Nigelwantsatrophy
Yesterday I saw the opposition coach strangle his goalie with the @FA Respect barrier tape cause he let a goal in. #Costly
I am a leader. Got an arm band from Sports Direct and everything.
Nigel printed this off and put it in the changing rooms. The lads bantered him off as it's a picture of a cock.
If he has been let go 3 times maybe that's a sign he's pony? #Timeforanewsport
If Coach Nigel gives me "Most Improved Player" at the Presentation nights he's getting happy slapped.
United States Trends
- 1. Luka N/A
- 2. Lakers N/A
- 3. Clippers N/A
- 4. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 5. #River N/A
- 6. Colton N/A
- 7. Rublev N/A
- 8. Kawhi N/A
- 9. Vando N/A
- 10. Paolini N/A
- 11. Ayton N/A
- 12. Iva Jovic N/A
- 13. #criticalrolespoilers N/A
- 14. #thepitt N/A
- 15. Maki N/A
- 16. #TNAiMPACT N/A
- 17. Ari Lennox N/A
- 18. Harden N/A
- 19. Autopilot N/A
- 20. Louis Tomlinson N/A
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