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@SecretaryTruths

Give me coffee and a keyboard and watch what I can do.

It's been a while (ok, years). Things have changed here....a LOT. 😲


Help me understand. FaceTiming w/your spouse, every single day, several times a day, and loudly. It's not like yall didn't JUST see each other at the house, and won't see each other again in a couple hours. I just don't get it....and (IMHO) it's rude.


PSA: Always....please, treat your church office staff with respect.


Fyi....the 2nd day of the year is not the day to ask about your 2021 contribution statement.


Mind boggling the number of people that don't "feel safe" returning to church activities, but have no issue dining out or attending sporting events. #checkyourheart


What's your least favorite phrase? Mine: "It is what it is." No. Most of the time, it is the result of your poor planning or lack of effort. That's just an attempt to blow off your responsibilities, or pass the blame.


If you have not missed a paycheck in this last year+....thank God, and your employer. God blessed them so they could bless you. A simple "thank you" would mean tons.


"OPEN THE CHURCH, FULLY!! NOW!! But don't ask me to volunteer anywhere. I'm just not comfortable with that yet." ...ok...🤔


The same people texting the pastor that they can't take a chance and drive to church in the snow, are posting photos of Valentine dinner at restaurants the same day. 🤔 I see.......


I've heard comments about how "cool" it must be to be on staff at a church. There is a coolness factor. But you also have to be willing show grace and mercy to members/coworkers that are intentionally deceitful and downright mean. It happens more than people realize, & it's hard.


Pushy Salesman: "You don't have 15-20 minutes to join us on the sales call?" Uh. No, I don't. And I owe you no excuses/reasons.


When things get back to the "old normal", I expect you to work your BUTT off and earn every $ your were paid during #covid19


What have I posted - ever - that would make anyone think I wanted to see your "sexy pictures"?🤦‍♀️


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Don’t laugh. At. All. Triple dog dare you.

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Triple dog dare you.

Be mad because we're not "having church", but at least ve honest and admit you're not watching online, and when we did "have church" you rarely attended.


Funny how those that arent involved have solutions to problems we dont have.🤔


Got a call today from a member, asking "how many weeks behind am I on my tithe?" I never feel more awkward than when someone asks that. I know they honestly want to know, to "make it right"....but still...#awkward


Damned if you do (open), damned if you dont (open). Imagine you have to make a decision that affects your kids, and trying to make them happy. Now imagine having hundreds (or thousands) of kids. That's your pastor's struggle right now. Ease up!! It ain't easy.


As frustrated as I get with continual interruptions and inept employees....I MISS MY COWORKERS - and working every day in my office. There. I said it.


Onto does not = on to. Into does not = in to.


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